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    THE ALPHA INCIDENT (1977)

    “The only time I stay in one place this long is when I’m in bed with a chick, or just sleeping.”  The government finds some type of substance on Mars, and a bunch of lab scientists determine it is dangerous to the human race. Someone makes the wise decision to ship the substance via train to Denver, Colorado, with only a single guard. A bumbling train worker contaminates himself which ....

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