In 1980 Goldie Hawn wanted to go on vacation in Italy for free. In order to do so she must have agreed to do a movie starring Italian heartthrob Giancarlo Giannini. Some poor guy threw together a script involving some type of guy traveling and running from debtors with a girl. Filming probably took a week, the movie was released overseas, Goldie got her free trip, and ....
Reviews filed under Foreign Movies Made For $5 (U.S.).
LOVERS AND LIARS (1981)
WHEELS OF FIRE (1984)
Wheels of Fire is everything (yes everything), which you would hope to find in a C-grade Mad Max rip-off. Post-apocalyptic wasteland, baggy sweatpants, characters with stupid names, explosions, explosions, leather, cars with rusted metal welded all over them. The list goes on and on. Obviously a Phillipean made production, it's far exceeds the usual so-bad-it's-good fare. Starring Playmate Lynda Wiesmeier who was in some other 80s junk and a ....
CASTLE OF THE WALKING DEAD (1967)
Yet another fucking shitty British horror movie from the 60s that takes place in the 1800's or something. Some old count comes back to life and attempts to kill some people at his castle for being descendants of the people that killed him. Also has a ridiculously long pendulum sequence. Then people with torches stumble around a bunch of fucking caves and act all confused for like 30 ....
DEADLY STRANGERS (1974)
British mystery-sex thing that is really only notable because Haley Mills get nude. Mills plays an escaped loony who seduces men and kills random people for pretty much no reason at all. Lots of odd insinuated sexual tension seems out of place with the plot and overall feeling of boredom. Does feature a brief great performance by Sterling Morrison as a womanizing drunk guy. Lots of ....
AND NOW THE SCREAMING STARTS (1973)
Hammer-ish english horror movie that takes place in England in the 1700s. A young virgin who just got married is terrorized by ghosts and a disembodied hand. Peter Cushing comes to help out and figures out that the girl is being terrorized because she is a virgin. Then there is kind of a ghost-rape scene, but it makes no goddamn sense and the husband still won't have ....
WHEN THE SCREAMING STOPS (1985/1974)
When The Screaming Stops started out its life as Grasp of the Lorelei in 1974. When Lightning Video got their hands on Grasp of the Lorelei they decided to ignore the subtle mood, excellent camerawork, and the fact that the killer in the movie was a giant lizard, and instead cash in on "slasher fever." That's right, they gave it a new title, a new box featuring a ....
