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  • Reviews filed under Movies I Hate.

    NIGHTMARE WEEKEND (1985)

    This is a Troma movie. I've made it plenty clear about my distaste for said production company. Some mysterious orb that is apparently being controlled by the hand puppet with the Commodore 64 kills everyone. Some girls plays with the puppet and computer and whatever she does winds up killing people in real life. Thank you Troma for another awesome effort. It was so insane when those ....

    STUCK ON YOU! (1983)

    Early Troma pile of shit that takes a look at famous couples through the ages. Approximately 400 sight gags, stupid props and prat falls ensue. Rest assured the terrible legacy of Troma is only solidified by this piece of shit. If you like movies like this you should probably stop reading this website. I mean really, what can you possibly say that would justify why this ....

    OFF THE WALL (1983)

    I'm pretty much convinced the makers of this movie blew all their money on licensing popular songs by the likes of Styx and REO Speedwagon while totally skimping on such elements as plot, set, dialogue, and jokes. Paul Sorvino and Rosanna Arquette have minor roles in this ridiculous movie made for teenage boys involving prison, wrestling, slapstick comedy, and hitch hiking. ....

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